one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
She said I don’t like the way you’re dressed so then four words later, she takes for back she says I don’t like the way you try your best to impress, you win. Everything you do, makes me wanna run home, will you get me going home?- Give me what I want- Kids in Glass Houses ❤