I fail to see at which point I should be happy for someone who wasnt even there for me when I was moving out and getting a new job where I am happy. Fuck you, you selfish bitch.
dickflavouredsoup:
her eyes were the colour of

necrophilofthefuture:
shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet
teyuss:
this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england
hellocthulhu:
it’s true… ha
gegegetitout:
thefuuuucomics:
Tumblr’s text posts
the febreeze one though got me
clavid:
eloquentvibes:
clavid:
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
burgrs:
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
frozenheartsoulonfire:
GPOY
R.I.P. <3
dumpsterfetus:
rnemes:
NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN LOTS OF PEOPLE FINDING SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE THAT YOU THINK IS UNATTRACTIVE

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